Did you hear? Haven’t you seen?
IKEA IS COMING TO OHIO!!!
March 12th people. Get your credit cards ready. To buy me lots of stuff 
In all seriousness though – think of how much MORE I’ll be able to buy now that I don’t have to spend all my money on gas trying to get to Pittsburgh’s IKEA.
March 12th is truly going to be a glorious day.
WHAT?!?!?! Columbus or Cleveland??? What coincidence that it’s only 2 days after my birthday! Woo-hoo!!!